I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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