She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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