I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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