I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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