And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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