I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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