I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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