if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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