nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You ate ashes out of my bong
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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