is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize