I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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