Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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