you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm too high and old for this...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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