Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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