we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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