i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize