I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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