Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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