He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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