if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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