i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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