He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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