I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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