i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Randomize
