the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
