...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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