At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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