No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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