the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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