You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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