You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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