Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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