how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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