Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want to make out with him forever
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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