i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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