i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
