I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My cat gives me a boner
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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