I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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