Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
well you can't waste a boner
My balls are so social today.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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