: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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