Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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