gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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