guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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