Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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