We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
try to milk me bitch
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