I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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