I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
