How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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