so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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