singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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