We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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