Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
